Bo Obama

The Critically Acclaimed First Dog
So Barack is in the proverbial dog house with basically everyone after claiming that Kamala Harris, California Attorney General, is not only dedicated and tough but that she, “happens to be by far the best-looking attorney general in the country.” However, no one is more irate by these comments than the First Lady. 
Barry, Barry, Barry, I’ve warned you time and again about awakening the great dragon, but since you failed to heed my advice, I feel no sympathy for the storm heading your way (and I can speak from experience, hell hath no fury like FLOTUS scroned). 
Seeing as you’ll be joining me on the couch for an indefinite amount of time, we can have a Harry Potter movie marathon. I think you need to have a little refresher course on equality, and who better to learn from than the S.P.E.W founder herself, Hermione Granger? (Hint: no one)

So Barack is in the proverbial dog house with basically everyone after claiming that Kamala Harris, California Attorney General, is not only dedicated and tough but that she, “happens to be by far the best-looking attorney general in the country.” However, no one is more irate by these comments than the First Lady. 

Barry, Barry, Barry, I’ve warned you time and again about awakening the great dragon, but since you failed to heed my advice, I feel no sympathy for the storm heading your way (and I can speak from experience, hell hath no fury like FLOTUS scroned). 

Seeing as you’ll be joining me on the couch for an indefinite amount of time, we can have a Harry Potter movie marathon. I think you need to have a little refresher course on equality, and who better to learn from than the S.P.E.W founder herself, Hermione Granger? (Hint: no one)

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